Just lost my job with the local Ice Cream company after i told them i couldn't work Sundaes !!
on my way home i spotted an advert for a cameraman with an adult (i.e. porn) film making unit, so i gave them a ring, the guy said 'get your gear together and get on the train to Penzance' .... 'oh' i said, 'is that where the filming is taking place?' 'no mate' he said .... 'that's the end of the queue for the job'
