Author Topic: Parenting... always a delight  (Read 641 times)

guest7

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Parenting... always a delight
« on: January 28, 2011, 07:14:24 PM »
I just walked my eldest son (Dylan, eight) up to Cubs. On the way he likes to jump up onto a wall about 3 foot high. This time he sprinted down the disabled ramp leading to this wall and completely failed to jump. He took a lurid A over T tumble and landed on his head on the other side.

And they say motorbikes are dangerous!  ::) ::) ::) ::)

At least this time there wasn't the usual trip to A&E.

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trophydave

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Re: Parenting... always a delight
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 07:17:20 PM »
The other day my lad came out with, ''What do you call a man who likes ladies and men,is it a socialist?''  ;D ;D

guest7

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Re: Parenting... always a delight
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 07:23:19 PM »
The other day my lad came out with, ''What do you call a man who likes ladies and men,is it a socialist?''  ;D ;D

Whereas this attraction to both sexes has more often been a hallmark of your typical Tory cabinet minister...as well as a fatal fondness for satsumas  and women's underwear ;)

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trophydave

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Re: Parenting... always a delight
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2011, 07:50:14 PM »
Whereas this attraction to both sexes has more often been a hallmark of your typical Tory cabinet minister...as well as a fatal fondness for satsumas  and women's underwear ;)

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This came about as we were talking about Captain Jack Harkness on Dr Who/Torchwood.Have you tried explaining bisexual to an eight year old? ;D

guest7

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Re: Parenting... always a delight
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 07:54:17 PM »
...Have you tried explaining bisexual to an eight year old? ;D

Shouldn't that sentence read, "Have you ever tried explaining bisexual to an eight year old... officer?"  ;)

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