Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes and bows his head in contemplation.
His opponent comments. “That must be one of the most touching things I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling, caring man” the golfer recovering himself, replies “Yeah well we were married for 35 years” 🏌
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