Two sharks

[Itsme]

Hi Guys

Here for what it is worth is my joke du jour.

Two sharks swimming along and one says to the other 'oi Terry what is it we can smell from miles away?' Terry replies 'blood Gary, we can smell blood from miles away'. Gary looks at Terry and says 'its not toast then?' to which Terry says 'no Gary it is definitely blood'. Gary gives a big sigh and says 'bollocks I'm having a stroke'.

I already have my coat!

Spartacian

[Moto63]

Good as I’ve ordered the taxi and it’s waiting outside. The Exit is to the left 😉😁

[Itsme]

Good as I’ve ordered the taxi and it’s waiting outside. The Exit is to the left 😉😁

Just like on The Apprentice! Now do I have to talk bollocks about my business idea?

Spartacian