Saturday morning started with the sun out, SWMBO out and all set fair for a bimble on #1. some bits to pick up in Norwich (Tinklers yamaha dealers, one of the best, big shout out for Phil in the Parts Dept). kit on, covers off #1 and away we go. well .... on slip road to join dual carriageway, give her some berries to meet prevailing traffic at the correct speed, rev counter off the scale... not going anywhere... me thinking i'm a prat and either nicked it into neutral or selected a false neutral.. no green light, so must be a falsie, clicked up to next gear ... more berries, more high revs more going nowhere ... me thinking i've never managed to get 2 falsies on the trot so pull up at the end of the slip, look back at a long snake in the road that looks suspiciously like a chain .... yup it's a chain alright !! i shout bo!!ocks and deafen myself inside my helmet!.
i'd only gone 2 miles from home, and just passed a friends garage, so pushed bike the 1/4 mile back to garage, and he was still working (he races a renault something in club races, and usually spends saturdays fettling his racer) out of breath, sweating like the proverbial, track down the proprietor (fettling a pair of webers), he laughs, says he hasn't got any chain/links etc, but will put my bike in has van and trot me home, jolly decent of him, and then i remember... i'm a proper biker and i carry a few small spares on the bike, like zip ties, hose clips, allen keys, adjustable spanner, pliers AND A CHAIN LINK!!. from experience i know that, once i have the chain on the rear sprocket getting the link in is nigh impossible without pulling the 2 halves of the chain together, i do this with a pair of point pliers, and the pliers i have with me .... aint the pointy type!. .... blag some pliers from proprietor and insert the link, now we're getting somewhere..not... i have a 520 'o' ring chain on the bike .... the spare link was a standard 520 ... about to throw the whole lot in the hedge, but wait... what if i just remove the extra width on the o ring links ... chain off, stuck in vice, angle grinder (the bodgers best friend) takes off the .5mm ... chain back on, link in correctly (just, with a bit of mole grip persuasion).. a gentle 2 mile ride home ... in what was now pouring bloody rain ....
lessons
1. if you are carrying spares A) make sure they're the correct ones, and B ) you have the tools to fit said spares.
2. when i last removed and cleaned the chain (possibly a month ago) i should have used that old racers trick of wire locking the spring link. which i would have done, but i have run out of / lost my fine locking wire, and the thicker stuff just breaks.
3. maybe think about using a riveted chain and investing in a proper tool. ....... as it is it's me that feels a proper tool.