A man walks into his bedroom to find his wife packing a suitcase. He asks “what are you doing”
She replies “I’m off to New York. I read that prostitutes there get paid 400 dollars for doing what I do for you for free”
Later, on her way out. She spots her husband packing HIS suitcase.
“Where are you going” she asks.
“I’m coming with you. I want to see how you manage to live on 800 dollars a year”
😉