A lawyer representing a wealthy art dealer called him and said. “David, I have good news and bad news for you”
The art dealer replied “I’ve had a bad day so far, give me the good news first”
“Well” says the art dealer “I met with your wife earlier and she told me she had bought two pictures for £5000 and she thinks they may be worth between £5 and £10 million for the pair”
“Fantastic woman my wife, and a very smart business woman too” So what’s the bad news he asks?
The lawyer replies “well the two pictures are of you having an affair with your secretary”
