Fetishwear (split from 'Jethro's in a magazine...')

[guest27]

Winged the blighter and shot its tail off - this is a family forum and we may be looking at fetishwear but this is a bit strong??? 

How about these for the usual leaky crotch on the waterproofs question??



Popper attachments so you can put them on when it rains and take them off later without the need to take your boots off.  No leaks in the puddle that forms when riding in the rain.

Seems that for the lifestyle biker they are also available in black...

Oh well guess who is trying to avoid unpaid work... 

R

[guest7]

I can see how you might have been perusing pictures of basques, teddys, corsets, etc. But I can't work out how (or why) you found a picture of an incontinence pant. 

However, as a Guiness drinker, I can see the advantages of such an item 

GC

[Andy M]

However, as a Guiness drinker, I can see the advantages of such an item 

GC

Did I ever tell you the story of the 12 cans of out of date Murphys?

Andy

[guest27]

 

Just trying to think of what would fit the thread. Googled "Fetishwear" and then had to find suitable pics 

Played rugby a few years ago with a bunch of nurses (male unfortunatly) after the match one of their wife broke out some large disposable nappies for her other half and his buddy - that way they could drink their way to oblivion and she would not need to change the beds in the morning. 

R

[guest27]

A little more looking and it seems that many of these products and their kin could be made for the biking fraternity - many are available in lifestyle black - t-shirts, trousers etc.  All will keep out the rain and let you look a real mean dude too boot.  Cannot see anyone making custom items with badges of any sort so I guess you would have to glue a club badge on if that is your fancy.

Going a bit deeper into the dark and steamy world, it appears that the BMW rider is catered for too, no more having to secure that section of broom handle to the bike when you park - you know the section that when suitably positioned gets that BMW ram rod straight back and surprised look whilst riding.  Seems you can get underwear with built in broom handle - some are even adjustable for that slightly slouched RS look or the full on Teutonic RT look.

Balaclavas with no eye-holes - perfect for the unsure pillion or the born again biker on his 1000cc crotch rocket.

Straight jackets for people suffering withdrawl form 1980's 2-stroke powerbands

Even stuff made in PU rather than latex / PVC for those bikers with old Brit iron - does not degrade in oil apparently.

Now I have ridden - or had bikes - for some 25+ years and never have I seen this essential clobber in the bike shops - have I been looking on the wrong rail?

R

All of which reminds me of an ex's brother who back in the 90's wanted a pair of leather jeans - no interweb then - so he sent off for a catalogue of leather gear  guess what is coming.  Yup lovely leather jeans with back zip - what for?  Turn page and some guy trussed up in studded leather harness etc.  Poor guy was mortified that people would think he was that way inclined, and they kept sending him more catalogues and special offers.    Mind his girlfriend was a cracking lass and I would have thought that would have put paid to any people thinking he batted for the otherside.

Oh if you are wondering why this may have mattered - it was the 90's, he was from a deeply catholic family and living in Greenock / working in Glasgow.

[robG]

Rog , with regard to the pants pictured above , does one wear them under or over ones leather slacks ?
Also , where does one get new leather balaclavas ? I only ask as the zip has broken on mine .

Rub .

[guest27]

Over or under - all depends on the feel and handling you prefer - like tyres, bike style etc, it is personal

Balaclavas - dunno - cannot see, mine works real good.

R